THE PHILOSOPHER STANWYCVS

In this flash, which aired on February 25th, 2003's War Of The Words, Dale "traveled" back in time to ancient Rome where he became the truth-speaking yet much despised philosopher Stanwycvs, who pointed out the decadence of the Roman Empire, in parallel with certain DCWL issues. A shower of vegetables is what Stanwycvs got, courtesy of the big, fat decadent elders, plus... a fastball to the head? Did the romans invent baseball or what?
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"I COVLD SHOVE A ROCKET DOWN APOLLO'S..."