DCWL fans around the world witnessed a first in simulated sports-entertainment in
the form of "On-Location", in which Dale "The Mirror" Stanwycz faced his arch-enemy
the Vindicator in a Monkey Cage Escape match! Monkey pheromones, bananas,
loads of ape crap and even the raping of the equally treacherous Diddy by
5 horny baboons were at the order of the day! At the end, Dale escaped through
the cage's roof and earned a great victory! |
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"Run, Dale! Run like the wind! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" The Vindicator sprayed some pheromones
on Dale's eyes, causing the horny baboons to chase after him! |
Stanwycz high-fives Cousin Cletus after escaping the cage. Cletus, who made a surprise
appearance at the Toronto Zoo to support his pal, celebrates Dale's win. |
In the most climactic moment of the strange match, a mysterious guy wearing the stolen
Monkey Suit, entered the cage and threw Vindy to his demise below! |
OH, NO! It's the terrifying Poo-Beast-Dale! Vindy and his pet monkey Diddy are aghast
as the fetid monster walks towards them, threatening his fecal embrace! |
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TOTAL DEMENTIA |
"ON-LOCATION" |
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