OWC's Brian "Parks" Parker and Elizabeth. After telling Dale what he had in store
for Wes Slater, the "True Innovator of Violence" got in a bad mood and his eye
color changed from green to blue! |
THE TRUE MAN'S SHOW |
*Screen is inverted but after a few seconds it's corrected and leads us into the
opening scene: A TV Studio, with spotlights and a brown wooden desk next to one
of the gray walls. A video wall has been installed. In the background, a large
mirror and the image of a wrestling arena can be seen. Right over it, the UWAC
and OWC logos are displayed as well. Next to the left side of the desk is a black
swivel chair. Suddenly, "Hall of Mirrors" by Jan-Luc Dufresn� begins to play,
and a man appears on scene. A lot of people is heard cheering. The man is wearing
a yellow T-Shirt with the DCWL logo in dark green, dyed-off blue jeans, and
white tennis shoes by Reebok�... he also has short dark hair. The man goes behind
the desk and takes a seat. It's UWAC Universal Champion DALE "THE MIRROR"
STANWYCZ, who is also smiling broadly. Once the cheers end, he grabs a mic, taps
on it to make sure it works, and starts speaking:* |
DALE "THE MIRROR": I'M BACK!! Jeez, sorry folks, for remaining so seclusive these last weeks... I know,
I know... I may have lost the World Title against LIL J ONE at DCWL's WHEN
NATURE CALLS... but hey. That doesn't mean the Show is folding up! I'm always here,
ready to let those thirsty throats speak their minds up! It's not a matter
of ratings... it's just about knowing you have "it" in you, and about wanting
to let it out!! MAD FAN: FART!!! *Laughter* DALE "THE MIRROR": Sorry, I wasn't refering to that... I was talking about saying what you have to say, what you want to say. Not what I want to hear! Champions or Jobbers... Faces or Heels... from the U.S., canada, or funky Mars!! Everybody gets their fix at the Show, and you could be next!! Think about this, fellow UWACkos... *Dale peels his eyes widely, revealing something strange. Camera zooms in, revealing "The Mirror" has a blue right eye and a green left eye!* DALE "THE MIRROR": Oh, you didn't notice? I tricked you all! The Mirror doesn't have brown eyes, but... a green one and a blue one! Still don't believe me? *Dale fakes a saddened look, causing the crowd to laugh harder. He then removes his colored contact lenses and places them on their case* DALE "THE MIRROR": Alrighty, you people got me. "The Mirror" does have brown eyes, and will keep them until the day he dies or they pop out of their sockets as a result of watching... *directs his zany eyes to the producer, who's standing by one side of the studio* no, not what you're thinking, you pervert! *crowd laughs again* I was referring to the DCWL shows on TV! And things promise to get better now under the new management... I know dach Anselmo will give the DCWL - DIVINE CARNAGE, not DEVIL'S CRADLE - a new perspective. And J... keep badmouthing me if that makes you happy. You still have to prove you are worthy of wearing that belt! *Applause* DALE "THE MIRROR": Why, thanks! And just as I always say... let's keep it moving. Here is my next guest, a man like no one has stepped into the ring before, namely said, an OWC ring... he's got great skills, and contrary to what some may believe... he's NOT a Bausch & Lomb� endorser!! Folks, coming with the lovely ELIZABETH, here is Mr. BRIAN PARKER... the man better known as PARKS!!!!! *The TRUE MAN'S SHOW band plays a rendition of "Dragula" by Rob Zombie as Parks and Elizabeth walk out from backstage. He is wearing his usual wrestling attire as is Elizabeth. He waves to all of his fans and then takes a seat, as does Elizabeth* DALE "THE MIRROR": Parks, Elizabeth... welcome to THE TRUE MAN'S SHOW. Parks, you are arguably one of the most unique wrestlers competing today in the UWAC. Before we go on with this little round of questions, please tell us a little about yourself... and Elizabeth, of course. PARKS: Well, in case you haven't seen the OWC's official website yet, we are on a short, undetermined hiatus until President Francis works out some "personal issues". The level of competition is certainly there, and I'm getting an OWC Hardcore Title shot next week, so no real complaints here. DALE "THE MIRROR": I see. Well, I'm not really sure if you have heard this, but there are also rumors about the possible merging of the DCWL and the IWL. Some say this could have its benefits -in the form of a larger roster and all new matchups that could have been impossible to think about- and its inconveniences -the loss of a 'hardcore' edge for the DCWL. What is your opinion about such issue, and what would you do if -let's say- the OWC was to merge with the CIWA? PARKS: Personally, I'd hate to see the DCWL merge with such a stuck-up fed as the IWL, because the DCWL has always been about individuality and a hardcore environment, and the IWL is the polar opposite. Same goes for the posssibility of an OWC/CIWA merger - the OWC would bring the talent and the hardcore environment, but some of the CIWA mid-carders aren't as good as the OWC mid-carders, meaning the mid-carder level would be reduced. ELIZABETH: Exactly right, and we all know that everybody wants to see my baby wrestle in HARDCORE matches against a tough competition. Plus the roster situation would be messed up either way if a merger were to go down - too many people, too few cards and matches. DALE "THE MIRROR": Point made. Elizabeth, tell us about Parks... from your point of view that is... ELIZABETH: Well, I never went out with him because he was a famous wrestler in the first place. We met on the beach in Maine, I didn't even know who he was, but he was such a gentle, caring guy that we decided to see each other more. And boy, have we seen each other more, in more ways than one! *Crowd laughs at this comment* DALE "THE MIRROR": *Chuckling* I remember a past interview in which you actually whacked him upside the head with a chair, and that was a pretty baffling situation. Could you explain how did that happen? ELIZABETH: Well, as everybody could see, he was in training for a match with H-Bomb, a good friend of ours. Parks just has a weird training regiment, like you said earlier, he isn't your normal everyday wrestler. PARKS: You got that right, because the normal everyday wrestler thrown into the ring with me under hardcore rules doesn't stand a chance against me, because I am the "TRUE Innovator of Violence"! *Crowd pops loudly* DALE "THE MIRROR": Parks, let's now move to your greatest asset: It is no secret that your eyes, which seem green to me, change color when you get outraged. Why does this happen, and what kind of things make Parks mad? PARKS: Well, for one, it's happened ever since birth, and for two, there's one person whose lack of skill and total stupidity pisses me off - Wes "NBK" Slater! *Parks' eyes change from green to blue, and the fans grow quiet* DALE "THE MIRROR": You saw it here, folks!! No camera tricks, no gimmicks, no crap. Let's Name Associate!! PARKS: Whatever you want, man. DALE "THE MIRROR": Manimal and Hangman, aka the Reign of Terror. PARKS: Overrated. DALE "THE MIRROR": IWL Intercontinental Champion, Noah "The Punisher" Prejudice. PARKS: One tough cookie. He gave Traxx a hell of a fight in that triple tag team match. DALE "THE MIRROR": OWC's "The Cat" Curt Olsen. PARKS: Good wrestler, puts up quite a fight everytime he enters the ring. DALE "THE MIRROR": UWAC/AD's Allied Powers. PARKS: Well, sorry, I don't pay too much attention to the Amateur Division. DALE "THE MIRROR": CIWA's World Champion, "Dangerous" Donnie Decosta. PARKS: Like I said for the RoT, overrated. DALE "THE MIRROR": UWAC's top PPV, OVERDRIVE. PARKS: Great pay-per-view, although the "Doppelganger Dale" part at the end was pretty damn strange. DALE "THE MIRROR": Cool. Well folks, as good things never last, we're out of time yet again. Parks, what is your idea of a TRUE MAN? PARKS: A true man never backs down from a challenge, fights to protect his honor, and never ever turns his back on his friends. ELIZABETH: Everybody knows that this man *points to Parks* is a TRUE MAN! DALE "THE MIRROR": Neat. Parks, Elizabeth... it's been a pleasure to have you at the show. Good luck during your crusade in the OWC. *turning to crowd* Signing off for Parks and Elizabeth, I'm Dale "The Mirror" Stanwycz. You'll be seeing us at the next TRUE MAN'S SHOW... the only thing we can see from this side is the camera! *Crowd laughs and then cheers as all Dale, Parks and Elizabeth walk out of the scene. Screen inverts and then fades to black.* �:) (:� |
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