THE TRUE MAN'S SHOW with TRAXX THE MAN*DROID!

DALE "THE MIRROR": Hello, folks!!

*The crowd starts screaming again. A big hand is given to Stanwycz, who looks from one side to the other, smiling with satisfaction. Once the loud pop dies, he continues:*

DALE "THE MIRROR": Thank you... thank you very much. I really appreciate all your support and your presence here today at "The True Man's Show". It's not a secret to anyone, I'll be facing Devastator in about a month or so in what promises to be the most dangerous of my defenses so far. But hey, I said I'd be open to defend that belt against anyone who feels worthy to wear it with honor and pride, but that's a different story, so let's move on with the show.

*Takes a sip from his cup of coffee before continuing.*

DALE "THE MIRROR": Well folks, while I'm not really used to answer every single comment made about me or the DCWL, I need to make an exception this time. First, I'd like to address the New Model Army. While your offer about hiring me at OVERDRIVE sounds interesting, I have to decline it. Why? That's very simple. It's not my fault that the OWC World Champion doesn't monitor his finances the way he should. I find it really odd, the fact that Jaxxy's been blaming ME for all of his woes. I don't have his money, and still if I had a chance, I wouldn't have anything to do with it! So puh-lease, go ahead and get a life. *Applause is heard. One of the attendants is handed a microphone, and asks Dale a question:*

FAN 1: Dale, now that the DCWL and the IWL have merged, do you feel extra pressure on your shoulders? I mean, how can you keep your mind set at all the Divine Carnage, the new opponents from the Internet Wrestling League, and your Title match at OD?

DALE "THE MIRROR": You bring an interesting point, my friend. You people know Dale Stanwycz as a man of many 'faces'. Because of his, I try to be very practical, giving time to each and every situation. That will mean that when I heading to a DCWL-IWL card -or whatever you call it-, I'm all at it. This way of thinking allowed me to seize the UWAC Title. Then, when I move to the Championship matches, nothing else is on my mind. In a nutshell, I admit I've come to feel some pressure, but I have managed to handle it, and I'll keep doing it.

*Another fan, this time a young woman, asks Dale something different:*

FAN 2: Devastator is a 2-time CIWA World Champion and his r�sum� is impressive. Do you feel he has an edge over you on this subject?

DALE "THE MIRROR": Well, I think that's relative. Jose Garc�s has earned more titles than Dev, and you know what has happened in the Garc�s-Stanwycz episodes: Jos� has never been able to beat me. That is why, 2-time champion or not, I'm out for Devvie and out for the victory. Well... *turning around* Check the apocalyptic setting. Metallic furniture, dim blue spotlights, and this interesting image. That is because they reflect the personality of my guest for this show. Ladies, Gentlemen, boys and girls... he is a former DCWL Tag, North American, and current TV Champion... here is TRAXX THE MAN*DROID.

*Lights go out, and the spine tingling riffs of "Super Beast" by Rob Zombie start to play in the background. The camera switches to one of the sides of the Studio, where a bright red light can be spotted. Another, smaller yellow light is also noticed inside the red one. As Traxx walks into the set, he receives another great pop from the audience. Lights are turned on, and now we notice he's wearing his Exo-Skeleton Armor in full, which he then removes to reveal his usual bright neon green mask, with a red circuitry-like design over it and covering just a part of his head. He also wears his normal wrestling tights: Purple shorts, black spandex pants, purple arm tassels, purple wristbands and kneepads, and black combat boots. Sweet Agonee's absence is noticed immediately. Traxx sits on the chair, and Dale then continues:*

DALE "THE MIRROR": Traxx, welcome to the TRUE MAN'S SHOW. Please tell us about your recent warring in the DCWL...

TRAXX: *Standing up, Dale following* My recent warring in the DCWL? Damn, everybody knows about that. The Crow and his deadsoul flunkies succumbed to the power of D*DAY at WHEN NATURE CALLS, so that certainly speaks about the might of the Man-Droid! Ha, ha, ha. After that, I haven't seen much action... looks like the rest of those humanoids finally realized how stupid they are when taking on me.

DALE "THE MIRROR": Point taken. Tin Man, the UWAC has been recently shaken now that the unthinkable has finally happened. What's your opinion about the DCWL-IWL merging, and how will affect the entire Corporation in the future?

TRAXX: That's an appropiate question, since I'm the Man from the Future, let it be bleak and grim... well, I predict that, due to this overhyped merging, the rivalry between the two worlds will be dimminished... but still, there is something good out of it. The DCWL will have a chance to smash some idiots from the IWL, and some good wrestlers from the other side will get a chance to kick the asses of the scum bumbling around like decapitated chickens in the DCWL!

*Crowd cheers loudly*

DALE "THE MIRROR": It sounds like if you actually respect someone in the IWL. Before we dig a little deeper in such subject, tell us about your seemingly never-ending feud against "Payback" Steve Payne.

TRAXX: That piece of trash could never beat me, and he knows it. So, in order to bring some peace to his warped mind, he started interfering in my matches, with the help of his little boyfriend, Billy Piper. He has shown all of us how stupid he is, hiding in his little doped world. The first time I took on him, I chokeslammed him through the mat and took his TV Title! The second one, I charred his stinking bones and flesh in an explosive pool match! The third one, I took whatever remains of dignity were left in him after Techno-Terrorizing him through three tables! But damn, if he decides to show up yet again, I'll have something extra-special in store for that little wuss: I'll finally take his life. And fucking dammit, you take that from the greatest DCWL TV Champion of all time!!!!!

DALE "THE MIRROR": Got it. There's definitely no love lost between you and Payne. Care to comment about the upcoming OVERDRIVE?

TRAXX: I don't think I'm really interested, I wouldn't give a dead rat about that puny little stable war between the Members, Predators, RoT and NMA. They have no idea what is like to fight a real war, the horror of organs torn to pieces, the smell of blood, the sound of the war drums. I could do better than all of them, any day of the week...

DALE "THE MIRROR": Easier to say than to do. By the way, where is Sweet Agonee?

TRAXX: The Agonizer is in the Big Apple, visiting her folks. She has a slight injury on her left ankle, but being the strong girl she is, she will come back soon at full force... to start smashing the thick skulls of those who stand on her way!

DALE "THE MIRROR": It's time for Name Association. Ready?

TRAXX: I hate your stupid little games.

DALE "THE MIRROR": *Chuckling* RoT's member, the Manimal.

TRAXX: We are not friends, but his style is deadly and effective.

DALE "THE MIRROR": IWL World Champion, Xavier Stone.

TRAXX: A good wrestler who spends too much time trying to prove something.

DALE "THE MIRROR": CIWA's Smooth Da Hustla and Consequenz.

TRAXX: HA, HA, HA, HA!!! A bad Jay-Z impersonator... and that bitch of his is nothing but a Sweet Agonee wannabe that will never be.

DALE "THE MIRROR": DCWL's Nemesis.

TRAXX: He certainly can break a jobber's ankle... will he try to do that to ME?

DALE "THE MIRROR": UWAC Commissioner, Blake Coleman.

TRAXX: ......... I didn't know a fed head could be a Commish too.

DALE "THE MIRROR": IWL's Noah "The Punisher" Prejudice.

TRAXX: *snarls* At last, one guy worthy of my respect. I still can't believe he kicked out after my Techno-Terror!

DALE "THE MIRROR": Alrighty. We're almost out of time, so... what can we expect from Traxx the Man-Droid in the future?

TRAXX: In one word? SUFFERING. Next question.

DALE "THE MIRROR": Here is it, the final Q in this bizarre interview. What is a TRUE MAN?

TRAXX: A True Man is that one who doesn't adapt to others, but makes his way to force others to adapt to him! AIN'T THAT SOOOOOO SAAAAAADD??? Nothing less than that, humanoid.

DALE "THE MIRROR": Okie Dokie! Thanks to Traxx the Man-Droid for joining us tonight. I'm Dale "The Mirror" Stanwycz... HASTA LA VISTA, BABIES!

*Traxx smiles cynically, frowns and practically ignores Dale's hand and the fans' cheers as he disappears through one of the studio's side doors. Crowd pops one final time, screen inverts and fades to black.*

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